I used to sit at my desk all day, with my classic Swingline stapler, and push it up and down for hours as I watched the family of squirrels gather nuts for the winter. After they moved my desk down to the basement and took my stapler away, I've become very lonely. The squirrels no longer come down to visit me, and I am beginning to think they don't care about me. But, it's okay, because they left me with this shiny new iphone to keep me company. The SimStapler is the only application I have on my iphone and it is the only application I will ever need. The most exhillirating thrill you will ever get from life is contained in this one simple application. Download it and forever be inspired. I know I have.

Well, if you're not sure about what this actually is, I'll tell you. When you first launch the app, you are taken to a screen that looks much like the desktop screen on a Mac from the 90's. You then tuch the icon for the stapler, and up comes a screen that shows a stapler. You just keep tapping the stapler. It staples. After every 10 taps, you hear a British woman say "Splendid!" All in all, I think it's an interesting app if you want to waste some time. The best part of it in my opinion is the startup screen. Gosh I miss the old Macs. ;) So, get it. It's stupid, but fun. Most of all, it's free.

Got nothing better to do besides watch tv or broil under the sun? Well the SimStapler is here to rescue you from boredom! With the SimStapler, you can waste time pretending to staple nothing and get to super high scores! Nothing beats virtually stapling nothing! So what are you waiting for? Get your SimStapler today! Only 10 easy payments of $0.00! But if you order within the next 60 seconds, you can get this product for only 5 easy payments of $0.00! Wow, what a bargain!

Every thing it promises it will be.

To all the one or no star review dolts, I pity your sad humorless life.

Best stapling sim I've ever seen!

I love SimStapler and SimStapler Arena, so when I heard that SimStapler was coming out for the iPhone I waited in line for 5 hours to get my hands on a shiny new iPhone 3G. And let me tell you folks, it was more than worth it. In the past when I wanted to staple things during my travels I had to lug around a REAL stapler everywhere I went. As you can imagine this proved very difficult getting through airport security checks. But now with SimStapler for the iPhone I can imagine I'm stapling whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want without the fear of being detained and sent to Guantanamo Bay! And the best part? This amazing app is FREE. The future is now, ladies and gentlemen.

It's amazing how much some of these other stapler simulation programs are going for on the app store. $2.99, $5.99 , even $9.99 for products no better or even of lesser quality than this one! Don't be fooled--get Sim Stapler.

THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE. I PLAY IT EVERYDAY ON ACCOUNT OF HOW AWESOME IT IS. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT IT IS THE WORST IMAGINABLE GAME I WOULD HIGHLY RECCOMEND IT ON ACCOUNT OF HOW AWESOME THIS GAME IS.

It's about time we finally get apps that are worthwhile. Yeah Monkey Ball and Enigmo are great, but where is the staying power? This app gets me going everytime I use it. When I close it I find myself right back in it, stapling away. The possibilities are endless. Thank You and happy stapling!!!

It's always been my lifelong dream to be able to utilize a stapler - I've just always been afraid. What if I staple my hand or even worse - the wrong two sheets together! Now my fears are gone thanks to SimStapler! SimStapler is so realistic that you'll feel like a god among Swingline's! Hell - after you beat the expert mode you're practically ready for the real thing!

Splendid!

It's completely useless and strange... But for an unknown reason, Hopelessly addicting (:.

No, really. It's exactly as advertised.

I remember playing this classic hot years ago on my parent's Performa. Now, I see SimStapler on all it's glory here on my iPod Touch! Not only is it still the same great office equipment simulator, but it is also emulates Mac OS 9 before launching for the true SimStapler experience! Highly reccomended for all owners of an iPod Touch/iPhone.

I can now relive the glory days of MacOS 8 wherever I go. Those of you who've never SimStapled before are in for a treat. (ya darn whippersnappers!)

boy, I wish I could open/close the "finder" window -- or at least have a few interaction points with the classic "finder". Other than that -- great mindless entertainment

I remember playing with SimStapler years and years ago. It's great to see it avaliable for the iPhone.

Wow. What an amazing app. I could probably do this all day. Thank you to the creator, thank you very much.

The other Freeverse app we've all been clamoring for. Primarily for those who "get the joke" and have been in on Freeverse toys since early versions of MacOS. If that's not you, and you don't have a sense of humor, you won't enjoy and thus don't need this.

1. Play World of Warcraft. 2. Use drugs because their "Cool" 3. Do nothing. 4. Do nothing because you can. 5. Play Sim Stapler. People you got one life! Make it a good one and make good decisions! Also using a real stapler is funner than this.

Pointless fun at 4 in the morning.

This is the hands down best app ever. It's saved my life. I used to sit and cry at night missing the office. Now I just play this for hours on end and I forget that I've ever left the office. Oh, sweet, sweet, stapler. Thank you guys.

i shall sit in a dark corner and do this for the rest of my life

I've pushed that stapler over 14000 times and it's still amazing My favorite game!!!!!!!!

I have always wanted to staple the Declaration of Independence to the Magna Carta, but I was always thwarted in the process. Now with SimStapler®, I can finally achieve my life's dream!

SPLENDED!

This stapler turned my life completely around. I don't know what I'd do without it! Since starting on SimStapler, my GPA has improved, I have better luck with women, and my car now gets better fuel economy! What a deal!