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The Onion The Onion

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This is the official iPhone/iPod Touch application of The Onion, America's Finest News Source. It is the last bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive news in a world dominated by superficiality, mediocrity, and non-Onion news outlets.

What's inside:

* Get the latest from The Onion with nearly all the content you've come to depend on for your survival includ... Read More

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Category:
News
Release Date:
Mar 25, 2010
Homepage:
http://theonion.com/r/...
Publisher:
Electronic Realms Interactive
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Calendar16 Sat, 14 Aug 2010 22:01:43 UTC +00:00
posted by Trey Trawick on Saturday, August 14, 2010 at 3:01 pm.   Classes are starting back up again, so it’s time hit the snooze and roll back over. If you’re constantly late for class and hanging on to your hopes of a diploma by a single letter, then these apps will help you get your grades up without sacrificing your much needed beauty sleep. Wolfram Alpha is the only reason I passed Algebra my Freshman year. The app used to be $50, but they have since come to their senses and reduced it to just $1.99. If you haven’t tried out the website yet, you should. It can do conversions, tell you the volume of a dodecahedron, and give you the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Wolfram can basically solve any math problem and even shows you the individual steps. The free website is compatible with the iPhone, but the application makes Read More
The Onion Brings Hilarity to the Android Market
Calendar16 Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:29:09 UTC +00:00
If you enjoy a healthy dose of laughter during your day, The Onion is one website you’ve probably got stuffed in your bookmarks. The publication hits us with daily satirical news, covering everything from politics to the sports scene. I have to admit, I do pop open their website from time to time, and it’s always worth a laugh or two, or three. For those packing an Android-powered device, it looks like it’ll be easier to get your laugh on. The Onion has just released the Onion News Network app in the Android Market… and yes, it’s free. So far the ratings of the app are solid, heck, how could it not be? Just pop open the app and read the hilarious articles, check out the zany infographics, and in general just have a good time. To get started with this new (and very hilarious) app, pop open the Android Market Read More
RT @EndeavourTech: RT @TheOnion: In unde...
Calendar16 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 13:32:39 UTC +00:00
...@EndeavourTech: RT @TheOnion: In under 12 hours @OnioniPhoneApp has claimed its rightful place as the #1 news app. http://onion.com/TOdwnld #mobile... Read More
The Onion launches free iPhone app
Calendar16 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 11:53:00 UTC +00:00
The Onion has launched its official iPhone app, sponsored by Jack Link’s Beef Jerky. The application presents the award-winning news, analysis and attention-grabbing headlines all Onion fans, myself included, love. Among the things you’ll be able to enjoy while on the go are Onion Radio News, Onion News Network video, sports, opinion editorials, statshots, infographics and more. In addition, you can search and view The Onion’s online content archives and save items for offline viewing (very handy). Paid upgrades featuring enhanced functionality will be made available throughout 2010. If you’re not familiar with The Onion (shame on you), you should know it’s the “last bastion of reliable, unbiased, and definitive news reporting in a world dominated by superficial, mediocre, non-Onion-related media outlets.” During the past 21 years, it has expanded from a humble local weekly to a national print readership and online audience of 7 million a month. And if you Read More
RT @OnioniPhoneApp: We have arrived in t...
Calendar16 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 05:04:08 UTC +00:00
...@OnioniPhoneApp: We have arrived in the App Store. You can now delete all your non-Onion iPhone news apps. http://onion.com/TOdwnld... Read More
At last, a reason to call it Good Friday...
Calendar16 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:52:12 UTC +00:00
...last, a reason to call it Good Friday - you can now get The Onion as an iPhone app http://onion.com/TOdwnld (thanks @TomMcLaughlin76)... Read More
[This app is very well done] RT @TheOnio...
Calendar16 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:50:34 UTC +00:00
...app is very well done] RT @TheOnion The time is now--Onion iPhone app is out. http://onion.com/TOdwnld... Read More
Delete the NYT Icon, The Onion for iPhone Is Here
Calendar16 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:11:27 UTC +00:00
This is the official iPhone/iPod Touch application of The Onion, America’s Finest News Source. Enough said.  Who needs RSS feeds or New York Times / USA Today / BBC apps anymore?  The Onion has come to the iPhone.  Where else can you get a headline like the one shown above? The Onion app for the iPhone offers what most standard iPhone news apps do – but here’s a list of its main features anyway: * Get the latest from The Onion with nearly all the content you’ve come to depend on for your survival including news, sports, American Voices, Statshots, Infographics, columns, and more * See what’s most popular on The Onion’s website RIGHT NOW * Watch the latest Peabody Award-winning videos from the Onion News Network * Listen to award-winning audio reports from the Onion Radio News * Search the full web archive * Save up to 25 items for Read More
We have arrived in the App Store. You ca...
Calendar16 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:41:04 UTC +00:00
...have arrived in the App Store. You can now delete all your non-Onion iPhone news apps. http://onion.com/TOdwnld... Read More
We have arrived in the App Store. You ca...
Calendar16 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:40:08 UTC +00:00
...have arrived in the App Store. You can now delete all your non-Onion iPhone news apps. - http://onion.com/TOdwnld - RT @OnioniPhoneApp... Read More

Reviews

it's a PEARL!
fohdt 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
thanks for being so informative and delicious ... and a good match up to crazed infotainers.
First review!
Meghan Brooks 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
Awesomely funny
Awesome
Thejulman 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
Finally!!!!!!! Love this.
Nothing like it!
abirnale 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
The app brings the national treasure to phone! There are other apps like this but nothing can match it! Very much proud of the team who deeloped it! Way to go Team Endeavour :)
Fantastic!
sheilastorm 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
I'm already totally digging this app!
Love The Onion!
Clav08 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
Sooo much better than that microfiche headlines app. :)
Our national treasure
Xhjfij 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
The Onion is the most consistently funny content on the web, or anywhere else for that matter. It is nice to get it all in one place formatted for the iphone. And it's free! You'll laugh until you cry!
May be hazardous to your health
Capt Nemo 5.0 stars Version: 1.0.0
The Surgeon General has determined that overindulgence of The Onion App can cause undesireable side effects including green dandruff, extraordinary growth of armpit hair, and loss of important social skills such as the ability to take anyone seriously.

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