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This is the official iPhone/iPod Touch application of The Onion, America's Finest News Source. It is the last bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive news in a world dominated by superficiality, mediocrity, and non-Onion news outlets.
What's inside:
* Get the latest from The Onion with nearly all the content you've come to depend on for your survival includ
... Read Moreing news, sports, American Voices, Statshots, Infographics, columns, and more
* See what's most popular on The Onion's website RIGHT NOW
* Watch the latest Peabody Award-winning videos from the Onion News Network
* Listen to award-winning audio reports from the Onion Radio News
* Search the full web archive
* Save up to 25 items for permanent, offline access
* Share your favorites via Twitter, Facebook, and e-mail
The Onion was founded in 1756, when Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel, an immigrant tuber-farmer from Prussia, shrewdly bartered a sack of yams for a second-hand printing press and named his fledgling newspaper The Mercantile Onion after the only words of English that he knew. Today, The Onion misinforms more than 7 million readers in print and online each month. Become number 7,000,001. Download this app.
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