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Zombie Survival Kit
$0.99
Description
Protect yourself with the only application needed for when zombies come knocking.
How many times have you been sat around helplessly when a zombie invasion is going on around you, and you sit around doing nothing about it? We supply you with 5 tools to defend yourself when the inevitable occurs.
CUBE GAME*
If those zombies aren’t running, you could be stood around for a while waiting for them, so don’t let boredom kill you first. Your first defence is a bejewelled sty
le cube game. Fight to the top of the high score list against other players, or play offline for fun.
ZOMBIE TRANSLATOR
When they do approach you, try and reason with them by using the zombie translator. We have carried out market research to identify the most useful sayings to say to zombies, and have converted these sayings to audio. These include “Next door taste likes chicken” and “nice weather we are having today”.
ZOMBIE SONG MAKER
If the translation does not work, then break a beat. This short period could be enough for you to make a getaway. With the song maker, you can make your own custom songs from unique zombie growns, urghs, arghs, screams and brain chants. Within seconds the zombies will break uncontrollably into dance. (Please be aware, it has been known for some to attempt the robot dance. This is an unpleasant experience and you should divert your eyes away to minimize exposure)
ZOMBIE INSULTER
If the previous attempts fail, you can fall back on the zombie insulter. Within seconds you can produce an insult. Examples include: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled” and “Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back the change”
HYPNOTIC ZOMBIE
If the previous attempts did not work, then the chances are you and your friends have already been bit and starting the zombie conversion process. It is possible to reverse this with showing the affected the hypnotic zombie video. The suspect thinks they are watching an optical illusion but then a little surprise appears. This has almost (possibly) been scientifically proven that this can reverse the gene transformation process by 92%.
Stay safe this summer with the must have application for zombie defence.
Users that have purchsed this, have also purchased: Worms, flight control, pocket god, ibeer and camera zoom.
Keywords: Zombie, zombie attack, zombie invasion, survival kit
*The cube game will run on all OS and devices, however it will best perform on the iPhone 3G S
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Reviews
What??
By:
PragueInSpring
Version: 1.0
Great idea however the execution is terrible. Hypnotic zombie is something available for free on the Internet. Translator and song maker don't work and the cube game is regrettable.
Needs an update for us fools who bought it. Until then it's not worth the space on your phone.
Funny
By:
Joey1707
Version: 1.0
This app is ok. Good to show ur friends when ur bored.
Ahhh
By:
Zfsizididogocki ixixovixuduzudocd
Version: 1.0
Didn't know what the hypnotic thing was. Scared the s*** out of me
Kinda funny, not really worth your time
By:
shaughnmichael
Version: 1.0
Glad I didn't pay money for this.
The background music for the songs are not looped corectly. The insultor is a generic one not spicific for zombies. The translator sounded blown out when played on the external speakers. The movie was one of those "stare at this and jump when we show you a scary pic" things that I used to get in my email. Even the cube game was lame. The boxes were a too small, and when dragging to an adjacent cube, the whole screen moved.
Zombie women
By:
Triddenmysticcat
Version: 1.0
Love zombies?love the app! Thanks. Iwould really like it to have the funny,witty description on the app as "instructions"